Wednesday, 8 September 2010
Kirsty Harris- Crafty Creatures
Kirsty Harris, has invented these wonderful creatures and given them names and personalities of there own. I love these!
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Thursday, 2 September 2010
Hubert's paper clock
I am hoping to make a paper clock at next weeks Wac club, because life really is to short. Huburt has sent us a fantastic clock that he has crafted on his journeys over seas, I love it.
I am rather proud.
It has several features that elevate it above the norm.
1. Smells strongly of cheese & fish, thus easy to find in the dark.
2. No nasty clockwork. You adjust the hands/sardines to the time you
want it to be.
3. Strong nautical theme. Appliqued with portraits of the 20th
century’s favourite pirate.
4. Topped by Fat-Lawrence-llewellyn-Bowen-child-figurine trumpet alarm.
Silent so easily ignored.
Hubert
Clock finally finished.
I am rather proud.
It has several features that elevate it above the norm.
1. Smells strongly of cheese & fish, thus easy to find in the dark.
2. No nasty clockwork. You adjust the hands/sardines to the time you
want it to be.
3. Strong nautical theme. Appliqued with portraits of the 20th
century’s favourite pirate.
4. Topped by Fat-Lawrence-llewellyn-Bowen-child-figurine trumpet alarm.
Silent so easily ignored.
Hubert
jehova's slipper
It’s the kind of meal you never forget
I’m calling it
Jehovah’s slipper
You will needs
Undercooked brown rice
Stolen blob of Curry paste
Baked beans
Cheese and raw tomato to taste
Boil up some brown rice, drain when you run out of patients whether it’s cooked or not. Mine was almost raw. Add the baked beans and curry paste heat to serve, serve.
This recipe cost £1.50 and will be great with friends and family not to mention at weddings
Tuesday, 31 August 2010
Povo recipes
Povo cakes
We all need a treat now and then but because you’re a povo you can’t afford cocaine or trips to Egypt. A good substitute is to give you a short term boost is povo cakes, inexpensive blobs of sunshine that will keep you out of trouble for at least an hour.
Quarter of a margarine tub
About the same amount in sugar
Rub em together
Add two eggs
Add bout the same amount of flour as sugar
Rub together
There u have your cake paste.
Blob into cake cases
Gas mark 5 in the oven done in 20 minutes.
Toppings
U might be too povo to make a topping, but on those rare occasions you find some change lying around your house share run out and purchase some milky bars as I did, I melted it up and added a touch of blue poster paint and literarily wiped it onto the fragile buns as you can see. They look absolutely delicious!
We all need a treat now and then but because you’re a povo you can’t afford cocaine or trips to Egypt. A good substitute is to give you a short term boost is povo cakes, inexpensive blobs of sunshine that will keep you out of trouble for at least an hour.
Quarter of a margarine tub
About the same amount in sugar
Rub em together
Add two eggs
Add bout the same amount of flour as sugar
Rub together
There u have your cake paste.
Blob into cake cases
Gas mark 5 in the oven done in 20 minutes.
Toppings
U might be too povo to make a topping, but on those rare occasions you find some change lying around your house share run out and purchase some milky bars as I did, I melted it up and added a touch of blue poster paint and literarily wiped it onto the fragile buns as you can see. They look absolutely delicious!
Povo Recipes
Mumrah lentil pie
If you are permanently on a budget and living the life of a povo like me, then inexpensive recipes are always welcome. I like cooking because it takes up time that I would otherwise just be boozing and creating situations to ruin my own life, it blocks that black hole of temptation for at least an hour.
This recipe probably costs about £1.50 brought to you by MUMRAH the ever living.
What you will need
Short crust pastry
Flatmate tin of tomatoes
Flatmate garlic
Flatmate mates lentils
One onion
1 egg
Stolen veggie stock
And half a block of cheese
To-do
Chop onion, brown in pan, boil kettle, add stock to a cup of boiled water,
Stir in red lentils and add stock water stir, cook for a bit, add cheese more hot water and an egg simmer for a bit
Role out pastry grease up pans and put pastry in put in filling put in ovens.
Now you are ready to enjoy a glass of council pop and close your piggy eyes for 15 mins, when u awake your pie is done cool to serve.
If you are permanently on a budget and living the life of a povo like me, then inexpensive recipes are always welcome. I like cooking because it takes up time that I would otherwise just be boozing and creating situations to ruin my own life, it blocks that black hole of temptation for at least an hour.
This recipe probably costs about £1.50 brought to you by MUMRAH the ever living.
What you will need
Short crust pastry
Flatmate tin of tomatoes
Flatmate garlic
Flatmate mates lentils
One onion
1 egg
Stolen veggie stock
And half a block of cheese
To-do
Chop onion, brown in pan, boil kettle, add stock to a cup of boiled water,
Stir in red lentils and add stock water stir, cook for a bit, add cheese more hot water and an egg simmer for a bit
Role out pastry grease up pans and put pastry in put in filling put in ovens.
Now you are ready to enjoy a glass of council pop and close your piggy eyes for 15 mins, when u awake your pie is done cool to serve.
Friday, 27 August 2010
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